story info taken directly from sga_flashfic:
Ooook Ook EEEK Oo-ook, by lavvyan (wish fulfillment challenge)
Title: Ooook Ook EEEK Oo-ook, Or: The Necessity of not being an Orang-Utan
Warnings: Crack. Mountains of crack.
Notes: [info]anatsuno wanted "the story where Rodney's the Librarian from Discworld. going Ook! :D" - thanks go to [info]thisissirius for the quick beta.