In a vain attempt to show an amusing entry to sharky_chan in which Sylar writes like a tweenybopper blogging through their cell phone, I... epically failed. Turns out that the Burnt Toast Diner, a subforum on the 9th Wonders Boards where I originally found a reference to the silly darned thing, DISAPPEARED!!! Oh noes.
But then I finally found a happy friend in the beta version of Blogspots's search engine, and BEHOLD:
When I first read this, I was laughing so hard that I cried.
And just to top it all off...:
Dun care eef yous guys has seens eet b4, eesh shtill teh funneh.